It’s about 13 days til Christmas day and unlike a child I am not anxious for the day to come. I have so much to do and shopping is not on the top of the list needless to say. We just put up the tree and in the middle of the living room floor are a bunch of boxes of decorations that need to be placed somewhere. I know it looks nice and pretty when all the decor is up but all I’m thinking about is putting all the Christmas crap away.
A man was walking along Boynton Beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, “OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. this is the fourth time this month, and I’m getting a little sick of these wished so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!”
The man san and though about it for a while and said, “I’ve always wanted to go to Nassau in the Bahamas but I’m scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to the Bahamas so I can drive over there to visit?”
The genie laughed and said, “That’s impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Atlantic? Think oh how much concrete…how much steel!!! NO, think of another wish.”
The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally he said, “I’ve been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don’t care and that I’m insensitive.
So, I wish that I could understand women…know how they feel inside and what they’re thinking when they give me the silent treatment…know why they’re crying, know what they really want when they say ‘nothing’…know how to make them truly happy…”
The genie said, “You want that bridge two lanes or four?”
A man was walking along Boynton Beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, “OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. this is the fourth time this month, and I’m getting a little sick of these wished so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!”
The man san and though about it for a while and said, “I’ve always wanted to go to Nassau in the Bahamas but I’m scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to the Bahamas so I can drive over there to visit?”
The genie laughed and said, “That’s impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Atlantic? Think oh how much concrete…how much steel!!! NO, think of another wish.”
The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally he said, “I’ve been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don’t care and that I’m insensitive.
So, I wish that I could understand women…know how they feel inside and what they’re thinking when they give me the silent treatment…know why they’re crying, know what they really want when they say ‘nothing’…know how to make them truly happy…”
The genie said, “You want that bridge two lanes or four?”
There is a new study, which asked women how they felt
about their asses.
The following results were pretty interesting:
About 30% of women thought their ass was too fat!
Another 10% of women thought their ass was too skinny!
And the remaining 60% of women said they just didn’t
care; they love him, he’s a good man, and they wouldn’t
trade him for the world.
I’m sick, yet again. I have a cold. I had so much stuff to do today but one can not predict these things so I’m home feeling lousy. I watched 2 movies, Choke and a Spanish movie Fred y Elsa. I also watched the last episode of Big Love. Now I have the Golden Girls on. What else can I watch? I hate being sick. When are they going to find a cure for the common cold? Actually when is the last time they found a cure for anything? Something to ponder.
While watching the Super Bowl I didn’t really get a chance to watch many of the commerical. I kept seeing the one with Danika Patrick and some for new upcoming summer movies. There was one commercial that did make me laugh…
Today I was taking the train the work and decided to do a little experiment. It all started because I was yawning. I had heard that if some sees another person yawn that person will yawn within 5 minutes. So I got on the train and decided to stand so I could see everyone, then the yawning started. It was funny I was yawning up a storm but the experiment had a flaw. The flaw was that nobody was looking at me so it didn’t work, damn. As I got out of the train station and forgot all about my yawning experiment there was a sign telling us who the superintendent of the station was it was Robin Williams. Good Morning!
The New Year is just hours away and I feel sick. I have a sore throat…again. I don’t know what it is but the last 2 months I’ve been sick when a holiday comes around. I don’t know if I’ll even make it to midnight I hear my pillow calling my name. I found this video of Josh Groban singing theme songs to television shows and it put a smile on my face. Hope it’ll put a smile on your face too as we enter the New Year.
Funny, General | zaraa25 | 
December 11, 2009 8:05 am | 
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