Cookie In Hand

I’ve added Zara’s store.  It’s just a bunch of things that I either have, like, want or just want you to check out.  I hope you’ll enjoy some of the items.  J

A lonely spinster, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
“HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70’s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.”
On the […]

This is one of the songs on my MP3 player.

Lyrics:
Head under water
And they tell me
To breathe easy for awhile
But breathing gets harder
Even I know that
Made room for me
It’s too soon to see
If I’m happy in your hands
I’m unusually hard to hold on to
Blank stares at blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean […]

The other day I was thinking how nice it would be to take a car and travel not through different states but through different countries. It would be so wonderful how you can start in Spain, speaking Spanish and a few miles later speak French and days later speak Greek and finally end up in […]

A few post ago I had written about a spray that’ll help with the stink when using the towlets.  Now I’ve found something else.  As a woman I’m always concern of where the nearest bathroom is located but sometimes when I’m going somewhere I’ve never driven before I have no idea where there might be […]

A little girl asked her Mom,
“Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”
“What’s that mean?” asked the child.
“Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.”
The little girl goes to the garage and ays, “Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around […]

The 3 NYPD detectives that shot groom Sean Bell have been acquitted.  That is a disgrace.  How can you fire your gun 50 times at an unarmed person and get away with it.  Sean Bell did not have a gun nor was any gun found in his car.  I’m just speechless and disgusted. 

“Dear,” said the wife. “What would you do if I died?”
“Why, dear, I would be extremely upset,” said the husband. “Why do you ask such a question?”
“Would you remarry?” persevered the wife. “No, of couse not, dear” said the husband.
“Don’t you like being married?” said the wife. “Of course I do, dear” he said.
“Then why […]

I think my husband is making me fat!
Since March I’ve been trying to lose the extra weight around my midsection but to no avail.  I eat regular meals but when my husband is snaking I tend to want some too.  After I found out I had gall stones I changed my diet and I lost like […]

I forgot how much I really like this song. Here is the video and the lyrics for you to enjoy as well.

Eres para mi Lyrics