Cookie In Hand

Who’s flip flopping? You two face hippocrates!

Give me a W-E-D-N-E-S-D-A-Y

What does that spell?

WEDNESDAY !

A young couple, after dating for over a year, had a beautiful wedding, followed by a wonderful two week honeymoon.  Almost immediately after returning from the honeymoon, the new bride called her mother, on the verge of tears.

“Oh, mom!” the bride sobbed, “I can’t believe that he said those things to me!”

Her mother replied, “Oh, honey, what went wrong?  Was it the honeymoon?”

“No, Mom, the honeymoon was picture perfect!  It wasn’t until we got home that he said … those horrible things!” the daughter replied, choking back tears.

“Honey, what could he have said that upset you so badly?” her mother asked.

“Four-letter words, Mom!  I can’t believe that he said those things to my face!”

“I can’t believe it!  He used four-letter words on you, baby?”

“Yes!  Dust, Wash, Cook, Iron, …”

It’s Friday night and what are you doing?

I’m watching Next World: Future Intelligence and I’m scared for the future.  They are showing how technology will be much more intelligent than human beings.  How do the people creating some of these things sleep at night?! I am all for advancing and bettering the human race but when they start creating artificial intelligence and self aware machines it makes me a little nervous.  The movie Terminator comes to mind while I watch this show.  They’re also showing how the intelligent future will have cars that drive themselves,excuse me but I enjoy driving.  I guess soon enough a computer will  be able to perform surgery or do they do that already.  Ultimately I just see a lot of people losing jobs and chaos. 

I’m trying to plan a vacation for October and let me just say it isn’t easy.  At first I was very excited because I had a destination picked out but they do not have all-inclusive.  I want all inclusive because it’s very convenient for what I want to do which is drink and get some sun.  I am not planning on renting a car or going on any excursions so an all- inclusive package is ideal.  So now my search begins someplace else which I’m not to keen on.  I don’t really feel like ending up in Canada.

The Olympics are over!  I’ll miss them!  Now what will I watch while I wait to fall asleep?  Tonight is the Democratic Convention but that’s @ 10pm, I think my head will be hitting the pillow around 8pm.  So when is Dancing with the Starts starting?  I know they revealed the contestants but I just know a few of those people.  When are the new Fall Season shows starting?  I’m tired of watching the same damn shows.  I started to watch Mad Men season 1 On Demand and do you know a week later they took them off.  Damn them to hell! 

I’ve changed my Playlist again.  I’ve added old school Hip Hop, yes back in my day I loved this music.  There’s a bunch more but I either forgot the titles or the artist names.  I think I was in 5th grade and had a crush on the DJ playing at our school dances.  I remember he use to break dance and a circle use to form around him.  The good old days!  It’s fun to listen and reminisce.  Enjoy the music.

I’m sitting by the window and I just inhaled a delicious smell.  Someone is cooking something good.  It smells like grilled onions on a nice juicy steak.  The smell is getting stronger!  I want to be like one of the cartoons that is wisked away by the smell.  Who’s cooking?!  Today I’m not cooking, I cooked yesterday and today we’ll have leftovers.

I’ve been watching the Olympics and so has 66 million Americans. I enjoy the gymnastic, the track and field and Michael Phelps.  Imagine if you could have Michael Phelps in your wallet? Well now you can with a  Visa Gift Cards.  His image or an image of other Olympic athletes can make a great gift for any occasion.